Chuck Norris has jokingly suggested that if elected president he would:
Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist.
I bet he wouldn't think it's so funny if atheists started making jokes about it being time to bring back the lions.
DECLAN MCCULLAGH PHOTOGRAPHY
Send Chuck Norris a picture of a lion, and see if he thinks it's funny!
His email is firstname.lastname@example.org